Existing Products That Kill Hope In The World
You can buy them right now, but why?
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Things that will do what is claimed, but in the most inefficient and complex manner possible. Oh, and need I also mention that perhaps no one ever asked for them to begin with?
Products — dare I say it — in search of a market?
Archie Mcphee Instant underpants — just add water
For some reason, you are in a social or public situation and for reasons that pass all understanding, you need a new set of undies post haste.
What do you do? Who do you call?
Archie Mcphee to the rescue with a pair of dehydrated briefs that are supposed to swell to wearable size when exposed to water! Never mind that what you’ll have is wet shorts to wear when this is done, or that quite a few users sent in pictures of shorts that didn’t expand. This is an item you just have to obtain because it has cool factor written all over it.
SLOTDOG — Hot Dog Slicing Tool
Most of you probably think that hot dogs (or hodogs as above) are perfectly fine for consumption after cooking. This just shows how little imagination you have to employ when displaying your culinary skills.
Instead of employing a boring old kitchen knife to score cross-hatch cuts on your tube steak of choice, use a dedicated tool to do it in the most complex way possible before cooking.
Plus, like so many specialty items, this performs one task before being cleaned and locked away.
The Original MuffPot Exhaust Food Warmer
Let’s say you own a snowmobile, motorcycle, ATV and the like and you cannot…
