I Is A Member Of The 200 Club

My unicorn is on the way!

Been eating beans all day, fool! Photo by Joen Patrick Caagbay on Unsplash

Dear Mr. Lewis:

Congratulations on achieving the Magic 200 follower level on Medium!

We are pleased to honor your stated request for the [Unicorn of exceptional beauty and power farting rainbows at your enemies on command] as outlined in the prize possibilities sent you in response to a previous article. Watch for a DHL…