I Is A Member Of The 200 Club

My unicorn is on the way!

Been eating beans all day, fool! Photo by Joen Patrick Caagbay on Unsplash

Dear Mr. Lewis:

Congratulations on achieving the Magic 200 follower level on Medium!

We are pleased to honor your stated request for the [Unicorn of exceptional beauty and power farting rainbows at your enemies on command] as outlined in the prize possibilities sent you in response to a previous article. Watch for a DHL…

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John Lewis was born in Europe, and came by both wanderlust and curiosity from that beginning. He considers this his Third Act in Life.

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John Lewis

John Lewis

John Lewis was born in Europe, and came by both wanderlust and curiosity from that beginning. He considers this his Third Act in Life.

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